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ED: Just sharing the knowledge we learnt here in New Zealand

1. Settlement by Humans:
   New Zealand was one of the last major landmasses on Earth to be settled by humans. The first settlers were the Polynesian people, who arrived around 1,000 years ago, likely from East Polynesia. These early settlers are the ancestors of the Māori people, who developed a unique culture and society deeply connected to the land and sea.
2. Snake-Free Haven:
   New Zealand is one of the few countries in the world where there are no native or wild snakes. This makes it an ideal destination for those with a fear of reptiles. The country’s strict biosecurity laws help maintain this snake-free status, protecting the ecosystem from invasive species.
3. Diverse Wildlife:
   New Zealand’s isolation has led to the evolution of a unique range of wildlife. The kiwi bird, a flightless bird with a long beak and a keen sense of smell, is one of the most famous species. Other unique creatures include the kakapo (a nocturnal, flightless parrot) and the tuatara, a reptile often called a “living fossil” as it dates back to the dinosaur era.
4. Māori Culture:
   The Māori are the indigenous people of New Zealand, with a rich culture expressed through art, tattoos (moko), traditional music, and dance. The Māori language, te reo Māori, is an official language of New Zealand, alongside English and New Zealand Sign Language. Māori customs and traditions play a significant role in the country’s identity, influencing place names, government protocols, and national symbols.
5. Dramatic Landscapes:
   Known for its breathtaking natural beauty, New Zealand features fjords like Milford Sound, active volcanoes in the Tongariro region, and the Southern Alps, home to the towering Aoraki/Mount Cook. These stunning locations provided the backdrop for the “Lord of the Rings” and “The Hobbit” trilogies, attracting fans from around the globe.
6. Pioneering Women’s Suffrage:
   New Zealand made history in 1893 as the first country in the world to grant women the right to vote. This milestone was largely driven by the efforts of women like Kate Sheppard, whose legacy is celebrated on New Zealand’s $10 note.
7. Sheep-to-Person Ratio:
   With approximately 6 sheep for every person, New Zealand has one of the highest sheep-to-human ratios globally. Sheep farming is a major industry, contributing to the production of high-quality wool and lamb meat for export.
8. Rugby and the All Blacks:
   Rugby is more than just a sport in New Zealand—it’s a national obsession. The All Blacks, the national rugby team, are legendary for their dominance on the field and their pre-game haka, a Māori war dance that symbolizes strength and unity.
9. World-Class Wine Regions:
   New Zealand’s wine industry is globally acclaimed, with Marlborough leading as the premier wine-producing region. The area is renowned for its Sauvignon Blanc, characterized by its crisp, vibrant flavours. Other regions like Central Otago are celebrated for their Pinot Noir.
10. Seismic Activity:
    Located on the Pacific “Ring of Fire,” New Zealand experiences frequent earthquakes and volcanic activity. The geothermal wonders of Rotorua, the active White Island (Whakaari), and the volcanic peaks of Tongariro National Park highlight this tectonic dynamism.
11. Pioneering Bungee Jumping:
    New Zealand is the birthplace of commercial bungee jumping, thanks to A.J. Hackett, who launched the first operation at Kawarau Bridge in Queenstown in 1988. Today, bungee jumping is a must-try activity for thrill-seekers visiting the country.
12. Outdoor Adventure Paradise:
    New Zealand’s love for outdoor pursuits is evident in its extensive network of hiking trails, known as tramping tracks, spanning over 13,000 kilometres. Popular activities include skiing in Queenstown, mountain biking in Rotorua, and hiking the Great Walks, such as the Milford and Tongariro Alpine Tracks.
13. Hector’s Dolphin:
    The Hector’s dolphin, the world’s smallest and rarest dolphin, is endemic to New Zealand’s coastal waters. Conservation efforts are ongoing to protect this unique species, threatened by fishing practices and habitat loss.
14. Environmental Sustainability:
    Renowned for its pristine landscapes, New Zealand has implemented strict environmental protection laws. Initiatives like predator-free sanctuaries, renewable energy investments, and eco-tourism underscore the country’s commitment to sustainability.
15. The Kiwi as a Symbol:
    The flightless kiwi bird is so iconic that it has lent its name to New Zealanders, who proudly call themselves “Kiwis.” The bird symbolizes the country’s unique wildlife, resilience, and identity. Efforts to protect the kiwi from predators have been a national priority.
16. Dual Islands with Distinct Personalities:
    New Zealand consists of two main islands, the North Island and the South Island, each with its unique landscapes and character. The North Island is known for its geothermal activity, Māori culture, and urban centres like Auckland and Wellington. The South Island features dramatic fjords, glaciers, and the Southern Alps, offering a more rugged, natural experience.
17. Wellington: The Windy Capital:
    Wellington, New Zealand’s capital city, is famous for its vibrant arts scene, cultural attractions, and its windy weather, earning it the nickname “Windy Wellington.” Despite its small size, the city is packed with museums, theatres, and cafes.
18. A Land of Lakes:
    New Zealand is home to some of the world’s most stunning lakes, including Lake Taupō, which is the largest freshwater lake in Australasia, and Lake Tekapo, renowned for its vibrant turquoise waters and clear night skies, making it a stargazing hotspot.
19. Aviation Milestones:
    Richard Pearse, a New Zealand farmer and inventor, is believed to have made an early powered flight in 1903, potentially predating the Wright Brothers’ famous flight. Though not officially recognized, his efforts are a source of national pride.
20. Official Name in Māori:
    New Zealand’s official name in Māori is Aotearoa, which means “Land of the Long White Cloud.” This name is increasingly used alongside “New Zealand” in official contexts.
21. Home of Extreme Sports:
    New Zealand is considered the birthplace of adventure tourism. Activities like skydiving, jet boating, canyon swinging, and zorbing (rolling downhill inside a large inflatable ball) originated or gained popularity there.
22. No Nuclear Policy:
    New Zealand has a long-standing anti-nuclear stance, banning nuclear-powered or nuclear-armed ships from its waters since 1984. This policy reflects the country’s commitment to peace and environmental protection.
23. Unique Time Zone:
    New Zealand is one of the first countries in the world to welcome the new day, being 12 hours ahead of GMT (13 hours during Daylight Saving Time). Its Chatham Islands are 45 minutes ahead of the main islands, an unusual time offset.
24. High Literacy and Education Rates:
    New Zealand boasts high literacy rates and a strong educational system. It’s a popular destination for international students due to its high-quality universities and stunning natural environment.
25. A Hobbiton Adventure:
    Matamata, in the North Island, is home to the Hobbiton Movie Set, a permanent attraction created for “The Lord of the Rings” and “The Hobbit” films. Visitors can tour the lush green hills, hobbit holes, and the famous Green Dragon Inn.
26. Celebration of Matariki:
    Matariki, the Māori New Year, is marked by the rising of the Pleiades star cluster. It’s a time of reflection, celebration, and planning for the year ahead. In 2022, it became an official public holiday.
27. Free Healthcare System:
    New Zealand provides free or heavily subsidized healthcare to its residents. The public health system ensures access to essential medical services, making it one of the most inclusive in the world.
28. Edmund Hillary’s Legacy:
    Sir Edmund Hillary, a native New Zealander, became the first person to summit Mount Everest in 1953, alongside Tenzing Norgay. Hillary is celebrated as one of New Zealand’s greatest heroes and appears on the country’s $5 note.
29. The Southern Lights:
    Like the Northern Hemisphere’s Aurora Borealis, New Zealand offers stunning views of the Aurora Australis, or Southern Lights, particularly from the southern parts of the South Island, such as Stewart Island and Invercargill.
30. Flat White Coffee:
    The flat white, a popular coffee style worldwide, originated in New Zealand (though Australians claim it too). This espresso-based drink with velvety steamed milk is a staple in Kiwi café culture.

 

This New Year take a moment to check on your health and book in for a Veteran Health Check.

The Veteran Health Check is a comprehensive health assessment completed by your GP to help you better understand your health and wellbeing. It is fully funded by DVA.

The check can help you manage and take charge of your own health, take action to stay well, address health concerns early and develop a relationship with your GP.

Veterans who have served one day in the ADF and transitioned out of the ADF from 1 July 2019 are eligible for an annual Veterans’ Health Check for up to five years after transition.

Veterans who have served one day in the ADF and transitioned out of the ADF at any time before 30 June 2019 are eligible for a one-off Veteran Health Check. You do not need to be a DVA client to access the One-Off Health Check.

For more information on the Veteran Health Check, visit www.dva.gov.au/veteranhealthcheck

Hi, my name is Gordon Hurford and I am part of the organising committee for a reunion of the Class 1/65 from OTU Scheyville.  One of our fellow graduates was James Cecil RULE who served in 4RAR in Vietnam in 1968/69.

Next year is 60 years since we entered Scheyville for training and since we were all NSM we all turn 80 years of age at some time in the first 6 months of 2025.  Hence, we have decided to have a celebration reunion on the Sunshine Coast in July 2025.

All our efforts to contact Jim have failed and we have no idea where he might be living.

I thought that he may have been a member of the 4RAR Association now or at some time in the past and, if he was, maybe there is the chance that you might be able to help in some way.

If you do have a contact for him, please feel free to pass my details to him with a request for him to contact me please.  It is our hope that all graduates at least get to know that the reunion is happening.

Merry Christmas and all the best for 2025.

Kind regards

Gordon Hurford

Mob: 0407 926 270

ED: If you can help Gordon, please contact him direct on his mobile 0407 926 270

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Australia’s relationship with national service has been marked by controversy and evolution. Historically intertwined with conscription, it has often faced public opposition and societal division. However, in an era of increasing regional instability and global challenges, the question arises: is it time to reconsider national service in a modern context?

Historical Context and Public Perception

National service in Australia has a complex history, beginning with conscription referendums during the First World War. The 1916 and 1917 referendums, aimed at mandating military service, deeply divided the nation and were ultimately rejected. Nevertheless, compulsory service returned during the Second World War to strengthen Australia’s defence against the advancing forces of Imperial Japan.

The Cold War brought peacetime national service in 1951, reflecting fears of communist expansion. However, the Vietnam War era—with its selective conscription via a controversial birthday lottery—sparked widespread protests, exposing the deep societal rifts over government-mandated service.

These historical examples highlight the tension between national duty and individual freedom, shaping contemporary views on compulsory service. While Australia has since moved away from mandatory programs, the debate about national service’s relevance in today’s world remains pertinent.

Global Lessons in National Service

Many nations continue to employ national service as a tool for fostering civic responsibility and addressing national needs. Countries like Germany, Israel, Sweden, and Singapore use such programs to provide workforce training, instill discipline, and promote a sense of shared purpose. These models demonstrate that national service can be more than a military endeavour; it can be a platform for uniting citizens and preparing them for diverse roles in society.

Rethinking National Service for Modern Australia

Today’s geopolitical landscape demands a fresh perspective on national service. Unlike past programs centred solely on military conscription, a modern approach should encompass a broader vision, addressing both security and societal challenges. This could involve:

1. Military and Civil Pathways: Offering options for young Australians to contribute through military roles or civilian services such as healthcare, construction, logistics, and disaster response.
2. Skill Development: Providing training in critical areas, ensuring participants gain valuable skills applicable to both national needs and personal career aspirations.
3. Civic Engagement: Fostering a sense of patriotism rooted in shared responsibilities and contributions, rather than passive association with national identity.

Building Hard Patriotism

Patriotism in Australia has traditionally been “soft,” characterised by symbolic gestures rather than tangible commitments. While this form of patriotism remains important, today’s challenges necessitate “hard patriotism,” involving active participation in the nation’s defence and resilience.

Hard patriotism doesn’t solely imply military service. It encompasses a society-wide mobilisation where individuals contribute to national security and prosperity in meaningful ways. For instance, mobilising resources and talent to address cybersecurity threats, infrastructure development, and emergency response are just as critical as military readiness.

A Practical Framework for National Service

A revitalised national service program in Australia could follow these guiding principles:

• Inclusivity: Open to all citizens, with options tailored to diverse capabilities and interests.
• Flexibility: Allowing participants to choose from various service pathways, ensuring alignment with personal goals and national priorities.
• Community Impact: Encouraging projects that address local and regional challenges, fostering a direct connection between service and societal improvement.

For instance, participants could engage in environmental conservation efforts, support aged care facilities, or enhance digital infrastructure, all of which contribute to national resilience.

The Strategic Necessity

Australia’s geographical isolation, once a shield, no longer guarantees safety in an interconnected and technologically advanced world. Potential adversaries with long-range capabilities and cyber warfare tools present real threats to national security. A well-prepared and engaged citizenry is essential to mitigate these risks.

By instilling a culture of service, Australia can strengthen its defence posture and build a society resilient to external pressures. This requires not just readiness for military engagement but also the capacity to respond to crises like natural disasters, pandemics, and economic disruptions.

Engaging the Next Generation

A successful national service program must resonate with young Australians. It should address their concerns, such as job prospects, housing affordability, and climate change, while offering a platform for meaningful contribution. Providing clear benefits—such as education subsidies, career training, and pathways to employment—can make national service an attractive and viable option.

Conclusion

The call for national service in Australia is not a return to outdated conscription models but a forward-looking strategy to unify and empower citizens. In a world fraught with uncertainty, a modernized national service program can foster a sense of purpose, equip individuals with valuable skills, and enhance national resilience.

Australia’s future depends on its ability to adapt and mobilize. By embracing a new vision for national service, the nation can build a stronger, more cohesive society ready to face the challenges of the 21st century.

 

Will Shackel interviews Hinkley C Project Construction Director Rob Jordan.

US Defence Media Release

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The San Antonio-class Amphibious Transport Docks (LPDs) are transforming the landscape of U.S. naval operations, providing a strategic, cost-effective alternative to traditional aircraft carriers. Engineered to bolster the U.S. Marine Corps’ expeditionary and amphibious warfare capabilities, these advanced vessels are pivotal assets in ensuring American naval superiority.

Essential for First-Strike Operations
Designed to transport over 600 Marines alongside helicopters, landing craft, and combat vehicles, San Antonio-class LPDs excel in Day One operations. These platforms empower Marines to breach enemy defences decisively, delivering the agility and firepower required to establish control in contested environments.

State-of-the-Art Armaments and Intelligence Systems
LPDs are equipped with cutting-edge defensive systems, including 30mm Bushmaster II cannons and Rolling Airframe Missile launchers, ensuring superior protection against aerial threats. Integrated with advanced Next Generation Surface Search Technology, these vessels enhance intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance (ISR) capabilities, enabling commanders to dominate rapidly evolving battlespaces.

A Strategic Advantage in the Indo-Pacific
As the Indo-Pacific becomes a focal point for global security, San Antonio-class LPDs provide the flexibility and reach necessary to counter emerging threats. These ships play a vital role in addressing Anti-Access/Area Denial (A2/AD) strategies, safeguarding freedom of navigation, and strengthening alliances through joint training operations. Their versatility makes them indispensable for sustaining U.S. presence and promoting stability across the region.

A Cost-Efficient Alternative to Aircraft Carriers
With the rising costs and vulnerabilities of traditional aircraft carriers, LPDs offer a pragmatic solution for power projection. Costing significantly less than the Ford-class carrier program, San Antonio-class vessels deliver unmatched expeditionary warfare capabilities, ensuring mission success while optimizing budgetary efficiency.

Revolutionizing Marine Corps Operations
In line with its strategic pivot, the Marine Corps is leveraging the San Antonio-class to spearhead amphibious operations. Equipped with Amphibious Assault Vehicles (AAVs), Expeditionary Fighting Vehicles (EFVs), and vertical lift aircraft, these vessels enable Marines to execute high-stakes missions with precision and agility.

A New Era in Amphibious Warfare
The commissioning of USS Richard M. McCool Jr. (LPD-29) highlights the Navy’s commitment to innovation in amphibious warfare. Serving as floating sovereign bases, these ships are integral to joint and combined arms operations, underscoring their importance in both training exercises and real-world missions.

Returning to Amphibious Roots
The San Antonio-class LPDs mark the Marine Corps’ return to its core mission: amphibious warfare. Following years of ground-focused operations, these vessels are instrumental in enabling island-hopping campaigns and maintaining open sea lines of communication in contested waters.

Conclusion
The San Antonio-class Amphibious Transport Docks represent a transformative approach to naval warfare. As the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps adapt to a rapidly changing strategic environment, these vessels offer a powerful blend of innovation, adaptability, and operational efficiency. From enhancing maritime security in the Indo-Pacific to ensuring readiness for future conflicts, the San Antonio-class ensures that the United States remains a dominant force on the global stage.

Photograph: US Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Jason R. Zalasky (Released)

 

The newly released Defence and Veteran Family Wellbeing Strategy 2025-2030 highlights the pivotal role families play in supporting current serving Australian Defence Force members and veterans.

The Strategy and related First Action Plan provide the guiding principles for how support will be delivered to Defence and veteran families over the next 5 years and include actions that assist in responding to the recommendations of the Royal Commission into Defence and Veteran Suicide.

The Strategy recognises the impacts of military service and related life events on families during and after service; outlines how families will be supported; and confirms a continued commitment to understanding the needs of Defence and veteran families and improving engagement and ongoing support.

Three priorities will drive progress under the Strategy and First Action Plan:

• Informed and Engaged—Families can find the information they need when they need it, so they can access available supports and make informed decisions. Defence and DVA actively engage with families to ensure their perspectives are considered.
• Supported and Secure—Any impacts of service and related life events are managed, through appropriate and flexible, fit-for-purpose policies, support, and communication.
• Recognised and Understood— The impacts of military life on Defence and veteran families are recognised with a continued commitment to understand the needs of families, improve policies, and ensure approaches are informed by research and evaluation.

The Department of Defence and the Department of Veterans’ Affairs worked closely together to develop the Strategy and First Action Plan.

This coordinated approach ensures that the impacts of service and related life events on families are managed, both during and after service, with appropriate fit-for-purpose policies, programs and support – now and in the future.

The Strategy and First Action Plan are a culmination of the experiences of Defence and veteran families. Defence and DVA gratefully acknowledge the people from the Defence, veteran and family communities and organisations who contributed to the development of the Strategy and First Action Plan, whether that was through participation in surveys, forums or direct feedback on drafts of the Strategy. In particular, the contributions of the Veteran Families’ Policy Forum participants, the Veteran Family Advocate Commissioner and Defence Families of Australia were invaluable in the development of the strategy and should be commended for their tireless dedication to bringing the voices of Defence and veteran families to the discussion.

Download the Defence and Veteran Family Wellbeing Strategy 2025-2030.

 

When it comes to choosing unity over division in our nation, real change begins at the grassroots level. It’s the small, everyday choices—not grand gestures by activists—that pave the way for reconciliation.

This means prioritising the unity of our country over separatism and rejecting divisive actions, no matter how subtle. Take, for instance, the Welcome to Country. While it may have a place in specific contexts, its widespread adoption in recent years has, unfortunately, alienated many Australians from Indigenous culture.

The commercialisation of Welcome to Country ceremonies has further fuelled this disconnect. I recently discussed with Sky News how some individuals make their entire income from Welcome to Country fees. This practice has sparked backlash—not only among the broader Australian population but also within Indigenous communities. For example, the Juru people in North Queensland have banned Welcome to Country ceremonies on their lands due to concerns over commercialisation. They’ve criticized government agencies for using “preferred suppliers” who often lack genuine ties to the local area, perpetuating a form of modern colonisation rarely scrutinised by mainstream media.

Australians are growing tired of these divisive practices and are searching for a better path forward. Opposition Leader Peter Dutton highlighted one small but meaningful step: restoring the prominence of the Australian flag at official events. All too often, the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags overshadow the national flag, or, in extreme cases, as seen with the Greens’ Adam Bandt, the Australian flag is absent altogether.

This sends a divisive message. The Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags hold cultural significance, but they represent specific ethnicities—not the nation as a whole. As Peter Dutton rightly pointed out, “We are a country united under one flag, and if we’re asking people to identify with different flags, we are dividing our country unnecessarily.”

Reclaiming unity under one national flag is a small but vital step toward reconciliation. It reinforces the shared identity of all Australians and moves us closer to bridging divides.

Yours for real solutions,
Jacinta Nampijinpa Price
Senator for the Northern Territory
Shadow Minister for Indigenous Australians

As Christmas is upon us, I wanted to take a moment to let you all know how much I truly value the connection we share. While I’m away from my desk, I find myself missing our daily chats more than I anticipated. Each day we share online is a reminder of the camaraderie and unwavering support we have within this incredible network.

Julie and I want to extend our heartfelt wishes for a joyous and peaceful Christmas to each of you. For those fortunate enough to be spending Christmas surrounded by family and loved ones, we hope it’s filled with warmth, laughter, and cherished memories.

To those whose family may be far away, or who find themselves spending Christmas alone, please know you are not forgotten. You are in our thoughts and in our hearts, and we are holding you close in spirit during this special time of year.

Christmas is a time for gratitude and reflection, and we are profoundly grateful for the bonds we’ve built with you all. Wherever you are and however you’re celebrating, we hope you feel the strength of this shared connection, like a thread linking us all together.

Wishing you happiness, peace, and all the best the season has to offer. Take care, stay safe, and know we’ll be raising a glass in your honour this Christmas.

With warm regards

Ray & Julie

“Silent Night” – (Sister Duet) – Lucy (20) & Martha (14) Thomas

ED: I might be away but I’m thinking of you all … so here’s a Friday Smile.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

‘No,’ she answered.

I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’

… She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes…’

So, I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school

reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his

drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer… Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing

scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the

boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential

downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather

would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back;

now with a different anticipation,

and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

My loving wife of 5 years replied, “And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply

for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me

for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets

and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that

I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped

your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you

to pay me a compliment.’

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

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I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said ‘I am NOT Happy!’

So I said, ‘Well, which one ARE you then?’

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot

as a Christmas gift…

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”